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If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

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What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?

Diarrhoea! 


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Why do they call it a "kilt"?

Because a lot of people got kilt when they called it a skirt.


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What's the purpose of a bellybutton?

To put your gum in on the way down.

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Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:
- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?
- Hundred dollars, as usual.

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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.

Love,
Mary

PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.



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