Today's stories [4.5.11]
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I've just got some awful news.
A friend of mine is in danger of losing his license
to practice medicine. He's being accused of having
sex with some of his patients.
It's such a stupid waste! He was the best veterinarian in town.
"She's the kind of girl you'd like to bring home to mother - If
you could trust your father."
A man went into a drug store, pulled a gun, announced a robbery,
and pulled a Hefty-bag face mask over his head -- and realized
that he'd forgotten to cut eyeholes in the mask.
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