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A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter
   and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man
   pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the
   clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and
   fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he
   got from the drawer? Fifteen dollars. [If someone points a gun at you
   and gives you money, was a crime committed?]


  

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A thief burst into a Florida bank one day wearing a ski mask and
   carrying a gun. Aiming his gun at the guard, the thief yelled,
   "FREEZE, MOTHER-STICKERS, THIS IS A F _ _ _-UP!" For a moment,
   everyone was silent. Then the snickers started. The guard completely
   lost it and doubled over laughing. It probably saved his life, because
   he'd been about to draw his gun. He couldn't have drawn and fired
   before the thief got him. The thief ran away and is still at large. In
   memory of the event, the bank later put a plaque on the wall engraved
   "Freeze, mother-stickers, this is a fxxk-up!"


  

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Seems this Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that
   he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab
   some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over
   his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the
   would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. Seems the liquor
   store window was made of Plexi-Glass. The whole event was caught on
   videotape.


  

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This guy was playing a game of texas holdem poker and had already lost 300 dollars when suddenly he looked down, and just next to the table he sees a little green leprechaun.
"Jus quit playing poker right now and I will give you a million dollars worth in a pot full of gold said the little green gentlemen.
The player replied, sure "just Let me get even first."


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