Today's quotes [4.9.11]
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Good judgement comes from bad experience,
and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.
"I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day.
At my age I have to hold on to something."
"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?'
Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' "
"The Russians love Brooke Shields because her
eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev."
"Maybe there is no actual place called hell.
Maybe hell is just having to listen to our
grandparents breathe through their noses when
they're eating sandwiches."
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