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"Love is my Sword, Goodness my Armor, And Humor my Shield."

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"Politicians are interested in people. Not that this is always a 
virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs."
        
             -- P. J. O'Rourke -- 

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Don't marry someone you can live with....Marry someone you can't live 
without.
                     -- Anon -- 

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

- Rodney Dangerfield

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Military intelligence is an oxymoron. I 
mean, if they were so intelligent, why 
don't they just avoid wars in the first 
place?

Sent by Todd

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