Today's quotes [4.7.11]
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"Love is my Sword, Goodness my Armor, And Humor my Shield."
"Politicians are interested in people. Not that this is always a
virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs."
-- P. J. O'Rourke --
Don't marry someone you can live with....Marry someone you can't live
-- Anon --
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Military intelligence is an oxymoron. I
mean, if they were so intelligent, why
don't they just avoid wars in the first
Sent by Todd
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