Today's quotes [4.6.11]
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There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
Karaoke is Japanese for "Tone Deaf"
"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes, is the answer."
I know a mother-in-law who sleeps in her spectacles, the better to see her
son-in-law suffer in here dreams.
- Attributed to Ernest Coquelin
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think
of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
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