Today's quotes [4.5.11]
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Stewart's law of retroaction:
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
A.A.A.A.A. - An organization for drunks who drive.
Just fill out one simple form to win a Tax Audit!
Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark.
Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
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