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"P.S.  There is no big whirring movie camera hidden behind the big black
 rectangular hole in the middle of the Encyclopedia Britannica sitting on
 the shelf across from you in the cafeteria."
                        -- James "Kibo" Parry


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"A man who won't lie to a woman has very
little consideration for her feelings." 

     - Olin Miller 

2. 




I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

3. 




According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front
of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of
course, men are just grateful.

                 -Jay Leno

4. 




There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are
having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe 
swelling. So what's the problem?

                 -Jay Leno

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