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* If at first you don't succeed -- give up! No use being a damn
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No computer has ever been designed that is ever aware of what it's doing; but
most of the time, we aren't either.  -- Marvin Minsky

2. 




"Did you ever get to thinking that maybe you are just an android, placed
 on Earth by an advanced civilization of huge radish-like aliens who are
 studying your every move?"
"No."
"Me neither."
                        -- Dogbert, Dilbert, Dogbert


3. 




My mother didn't breast-feed me. She said she liked me as a friend.

                       ---Rodney Dangerfield

4. 




Lead us not into temptation.
Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

     - Sam Levenson 

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