Today's quotes [4.30.11]
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* If at first you don't succeed -- give up! No use being a damn
No computer has ever been designed that is ever aware of what it's doing; but
most of the time, we aren't either. -- Marvin Minsky
"Did you ever get to thinking that maybe you are just an android, placed
on Earth by an advanced civilization of huge radish-like aliens who are
studying your every move?"
-- Dogbert, Dilbert, Dogbert
My mother didn't breast-feed me. She said she liked me as a friend.
Lead us not into temptation.
Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.
- Sam Levenson
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