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Douglas Adams - "There is a theory which states that if ever
           anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why
           it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by
           something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is
           another theory which states that this has already
           happened."


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Rich Cook - "Programming today is a race between software
           engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot- proof
           programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and
           better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."


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"sorry, this web page is currently against our religion."
                        -- The Amish Home Page, http://down.net/amish


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"I really, really hate people."
"Me too. That's why I work tech support."
                        -- unknown


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"Choose sysadmin-ing. Choose no life. Choose no career. Choose no family.
 Choose a fucking big computer, choose disk arrays the size of washing
 machines, modem racks, CD-ROM writers, and electrical coffee makers. Choose
 no sleep, high caffeine and mental insurance. Choose no friends. Choose black
 jeans and matching combat boots. Choose chairs for your office in a range of
 fucking fabrics. Choose SMTP and wondering why the fuck you are logged on
 on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting in that swivel chair looking at
 mind-numbing, spirit-crushing web sites, stuffing fucking junk food into your
 mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in some
 miserable newsgroup, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish,
 fucked up lusers Gates spawned to replace the computer-literate.
 Choose your future.
 Choose sysadmin-ing."
                        -- "Adminspotting", Gary "Wolf" Barnes


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