Today's quotes [4.28.11]
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"Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act."
-- Truman Capote
'Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be least disappointing'
"Yow! Am I having fun yet?!"
-- John Howard^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HZippy the Pinhead
Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught.
"Whenever someone asks me what two plus two equals, I just
shake my head and laugh at them for asking such a dumb question,
even though I really don't know the answer. What gullible fools."
- Will Gillespie
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