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"Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act."
       -- Truman Capote


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'Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be least disappointing'

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"Yow!  Am I having fun yet?!"

-- John Howard^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HZippy the Pinhead


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Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught.

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"Whenever someone asks me what two plus two equals, I just
shake my head and laugh at them for asking such a dumb question,
even though I really don't know the answer. What gullible fools." 

    - Will Gillespie 

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