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As is well known, an elk that is shot within fifteen feet
of your hunting vehicle will still pull himself together
enough to gallop to the very bottom of the steepest canyon
within five miles. 

     - Patrick F. McManus 

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   I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook exactly
   but we have a complete set of soup knives.


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"When I was a kid, all we had to do was just sit around and hope
somebody would invent television so we could play Nintendo."

                                                       --Author Unknown

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* There was this lover who told his love that he would go through
       hell for her. They got married - and now he is going through HELL!


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"One of the curious effects of a bad hangover is that
you think you're wrong whether you are or not. Not
wrong in particulars, but wrong in general, wrong about
everything." 

    - Jim Harrison 

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