Today's quotes [4.26.11]
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Men do not quit playing because they grow old;
they grow old because they quit playing.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes
He was a man of great statue.
- Boston mayor Thomas Menino on former mayor John Collins
Guns don't kill people, husbands who come
home early kill people."
-- Jimmy Kimmel
It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool
than to speak and remove all doubt.
- Abraham Lincoln
If you think that sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it backwards.
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