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Men do not quit playing because they grow old;
they grow old because they quit playing.

- Oliver Wendell Holmes

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He was a man of great statue. 

    - Boston mayor Thomas Menino on former mayor John Collins 

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Guns don't kill people, husbands who come
                home early kill people."
        
                                         --  Jimmy Kimmel

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It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool
than to speak and remove all doubt. 

     - Abraham Lincoln 

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If you think that sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it backwards.

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