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"A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live." 

Bob Hope.

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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

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The most terrible of all intellectual weapons ever wielded by
man was the mockery of Voltaire.
        --Tallyrand

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I have seen hypocrisy that was so artful that it was good judgement to
be deceived by it.
- H. W. Shaw

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Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. 

    - Geraldo Rivera

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