Today's quotes [4.24.11]
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"A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live."
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
The most terrible of all intellectual weapons ever wielded by
man was the mockery of Voltaire.
I have seen hypocrisy that was so artful that it was good judgement to
be deceived by it.
- H. W. Shaw
Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.
- Geraldo Rivera
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