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I wish to you your life to be like toilet paper.
Long and useful.


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Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa.

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   On the inside of a toilet door:
   Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire
   performance.


  

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In the realm of human destiny, the depth of man's questioning is more
important than his answers

                                  --Andre Malraux

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"The reigning Miss Canada has been arrested for
punching out another woman in a bar fight...Quite
frankly, I think it's refreshing to finally find
one beauty pageant winner who is against world peace." 

    - Jay Leno 

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