Today's quotes [4.22.11]
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"Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
To get to the other... er... um..."
-- Unknown, via Kim Asher
"If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all."
-- Rodney Dangerfield
Last words from a general in the
American Civil War: "Nonsense! They couldn't hit an elephant at this
"You have all the characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible
voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner."
-- Aristophanes --
A sign I saw at a swimming pool once:
We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool!
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