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   At bedtime, when my wife asks "Is everything shut-up for the night ?"
   
   I always patiently reply, "Everything 'else' is, dear."


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"no, tom waits. (he does, I've seen him)"
"what is he waiting on?"
"the floor"
"Oh.  Its a slow floor.  He'll be waiting a while."
"yeah... but Godot should be here soon"
                        -- myself and Sabrina, on #polyamory


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You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow
   you'll be afraid to cough.
         Pearl Williams


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The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.


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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station .... what more can I say..........


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