Today's quotes [4.20.11]
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"When she does that you're meant to say 'harder'..."
"Harder... but only if she ties me up..."
-- Debra Langeluddecke, me, Richard White
"My purpose here is to clearly demonstrate to all concerned that you are
indeed insane; so that all doctors, policemen and other persons of
authority will be shown to their professional satisfaction the truth of
my statements. Please, do not change colour while I am talking to you."
-- MC 900ft Jesus, "Tiptoe through the Inferno"
"Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax"
Sure God created man before woman.. but then you always make a
rough draft before The Final Masterpiece.
I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer
god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other
possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. --Stephen
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