Today's quotes [4.2.11]
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"If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people
will throw a lot of rubbish into it."
- William A. Orton
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
- Oscar Wilde
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all
over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be
skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
-- Mariah Carey
Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest
crime rates in the country.
-- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.
The Holocaust was an obscene period in our
nation's history...this century's history...
We all lived in this century. I didn't
live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republican
vice-presidential candidate during a news
conference in which he was asked his
opinion of the Holocaust
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