Today's quotes [4.19.11]
Vote for the quote that you really like by checking a box next to it. Then press the VOTE button to submit your votes.
Also, links to quote categories and "Send to Friend" will open in a new window, so as not to interrupt your quote reading.
You can always reason with a German. You can always reason with a
barnyard animal, too, for all the good it does.
- - - P.J. O’Rourke "Holidays in Hell"
"If a picture paints a thousand words could the Bible then become 36
collectable bubblegum cards?"
-- DAAS Songbook
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants.
-- A. Whitney Brown
"His ignorance is encyclopedic"
- Abba Eban
The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this
century's history...We all lived in this century. I didn't live in
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republican vice-presidential
candidate during a news conference in which he was asked his opinion
of the Holocaust
By voting you are helping select today's best quote. This helps us provide you with better quality humor in the future, as well as to select the best quotes to send in our daily best humor mailing.
Today's JokesToday's StoriesToday's PoemsToday's Funny Pic
S M T W Th F St
3 4 5 6 7 8 9
10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26 27 28 29 30