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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

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"From a real email message:

  ... hey chickadee Napoleon, thank you for the invasion of Russia, kabring,
  kabring. I saw you behind the bike shed with the Happy Sausage singing
  praises to the bogey man with the eye dropper nose. Don't try and catch me,
  I'm the Happy Prince...

  King James I

 (This person is no longer an NT admin)"
                        -- Peter Gutmann


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War is just another government program. 

     - Joseph Sobran 

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The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation

                                                    --Mark Twain

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One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly
stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating.

                                                    -- Samuel Johnson



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