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"| <- You must be smarter than this stick to ride the Internet"
-- Mike Handler, paraphrased from Bev White
Henry Kissinger once asked Chou En-Lai to theorize on what might
have happened if Nikita Khrushchev had been assassinated instead
of John F. Kennedy.
After a moments thought, he answered:
"I don't believe Mr. Onassis would have married Mrs. Khrushchev."
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
- Steve Martin
Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline,
the first often tasting like the second.
- Edward Abbey
The government that can protect you from your enemies
can be used as easily by your enemies to harm you.
- Harry Browne
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