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"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career." 

              - Gloria Steinem

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Some of the greatest writers this world has ever known have
       written their finest works while happily and blissfully
       drunk...and so shall I.


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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.


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Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it 
by killing all those who opposed them.

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For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

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