Today's quotes [4.16.11]
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"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career."
- Gloria Steinem
Some of the greatest writers this world has ever known have
written their finest works while happily and blissfully
drunk...and so shall I.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it
by killing all those who opposed them.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
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