Today's quotes [4.15.11]
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"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man;
if you want anything done, ask a woman."
--- Margaret Thatcher
Happiness is a positive cash flow.
"Which painting in the National Gallery would I save
if there was a fire? The one nearest the door of course."
-- George Bernard Shaw
When the last mule-packing unit of the U.S. Army was eliminated
at Ft. Carson, Co. in 1956, some of its soldiers wept. They
said the U.S. wouldn't win another war without the mule.
So far, they're right.
- The Wall Street Journal
Feb 9, 1984
If Man were meant to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 disciples.
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