Today's quotes [4.13.11]
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"And Mr Caffeine-Deficient-Brain went .... Imperial Star Destroyers? with
-- Siggi the Underpaid, alt.sysadmin.recovery
"Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better
than we deserve." -- George Bernard Shaw
The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad.
-- Salvador Dali
DON'T PANIC--in big friendly letters.
* There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and
found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his
sleep and found himself divorced.
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