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"And Mr Caffeine-Deficient-Brain went .... Imperial Star Destroyers? with
 serial ports?"

-- Siggi the Underpaid, alt.sysadmin.recovery


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"Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better
       than we deserve." -- George Bernard Shaw


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The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad.
   -- Salvador Dali


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DON'T PANIC--in big friendly letters.
        --Douglas Adams

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* There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and
       found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his
       sleep and found himself divorced.


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