Today's quotes [4.12.11]
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"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and
all the impersonators would be dead."
- Johnny Carson
Since light travels faster than sound, people
appear bright until you hear them speak.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Hard work never killed anybody,
but why take the chance?
Antique is just another word for second-hand.
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