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"Most rock journalism is people who can't write
interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." 

Frank Zappa. 

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"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." 

Terry Pratchett.

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When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter. 

- Stephen Wright

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"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my 
fishburger and I realize, Oh my God... I could be eating a slow learner." 

- Lynda Montgomery

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"The problem with the designated driver program,
it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get
sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the
end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."

                             - Jeff Foxworthy

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