Today's quotes [4.10.11]
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"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love."
"A fast word about oral contraception.
I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'."
"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics
exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me."
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk.
That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
"The President has kept all the promises he intended to keep."
Clinton aide George Stephanopolous.
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