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"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love." 
Woody Allen.

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"A fast word about oral contraception.
I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'." 

Woody Allen.

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"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics
exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me." 

Woody Allen.

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"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk.
That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." 

Ernest Hemmingway.

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"The President has kept all the promises he intended to keep."

Clinton aide George Stephanopolous.

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