Today's poems [4.3.11]
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There was a young girl of Bavaria
Who thought her disease ws malaria.
But the family doc
Remarked to her shock,
"It is in the mercurial area."
There was a young girl from Odessa,
A rather unblushing transgressor.
When sent to the priest
The lewd little beast
Began to undress her confessor.
There was a young lady of Norway
Who hung by her heels in the doorway.
She said to her beau,
"Hey, look at me, Joe,
I think I've discovered one more way."
There was a young woman in Dee
Who stayed with each man she did see.
When it came to a test
She wished to be best,
And practice makes perfect, you see.
A Chinese chef named Chang
Made dishes of unusual tang.
He stirred his wok
With the head of his cock
'Til oyster sauce poured from his wang.
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