Today's stories [3.9.11]
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Sign over the urinal in a bathroom at Hebrew University:
"The future of the Jewish people is in your hands."
Of the Greek prime minister Plasteras, Winston Churchill once remarked:
"Well, I hope he doesn't have feet of clay, too."
Lieutenant Colonel Rick Francona served as lead military translator during
America's negotiations with the Iraqis at the end of the Gulf War:
"Good morning, sir," Francona told an arriving Iraqi general one day. "I
am Major Francona from General Norman Schwarzkopf's staff. If you will
step out of the car, I will take you to meet the general, and we can
When the general remained motionless, recalcitrantly glowering, Francona
leaned in closer and rephrased his request in Arabic slang: "Get out of
the car, f---face."
The negotiations began shortly thereafter.
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