Today's quotes [3.9.11]
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the television, that insidious beast, that Medusa which freezes
a billion people to stone every night, staring fixedly, that Siren
which called and sang and promised so much and gave, after all, so little...
- Ray Bradbury
Let us praise the noble turkey vulture
No one envies him;
he harms nobody;
and he contemplates our little world
from a most serene and noble height.
- Edward Abbey
The Englishman who has lost his fortune is said
to have died of a broken heart.
- - - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Germany, the diseased world’s bathhouse.
- - - Mark Twain
The German mind has a talent for making no mistakes but the very greatest.
- - - Clifton Fadiman
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