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"I play football. I'm not trying to be a professor. The tests
   don't seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I
   haven't been through in school."
   -Clemson recruit Ray Forsythe, who was ineligible as a freshman
   because of academic requirements


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"Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to
   prison for three years, not Princeton."
   -Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again
   with promoter Don King


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"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is
   stand still and look stupid."
   --- Hedy Lamarr


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"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch."
   --- Gilda Radner


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Don DeLillo describing "Cocksucker Blues", the documentary about 
the Rolling Stones' 1972 tour:

"It's the same show, the same city, the same motherfucking band
of emaciated millionaire pricks and their Negro bodyguards."

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