Today's quotes [3.7.11]
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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just
can't face each other, but still they stay together. -- Hemant Joshi
We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that
is in it - and stop there; lest we be like the cat that sits down on a
hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again, and
that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore.
-- Mark Twain
Boundary, n. In political geography, an imaginary line between two
nations, separating the imaginary rights of one from the imaginary
rights of another.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
-- George Carlin
I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward
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