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"People are always playing with my things."
                        -- Brett "Bwettles" Hayne


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"I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender."
                        -- Unknown


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"... I disturbed a burglar the other night... I told him there is no god..."
                        -- Peter Murkin (sp?)


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"I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. " 
    - e e cummings (1894-1962) 

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"A bald nun, a gay lawyer, and a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast walk into a
 bar.  The bartender says, 'This has got to be the weirdest joke I've
 ever been in...'"
                        -- Fruvous of FurryMuck, via rec.humor.funny


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