Today's quotes [3.31.11]
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"There was an advert in the local paper last week placed by a local
software firm. They were looking for a sysadmin. Requirements
included "3 years experience" with windows '95."
-- Peter deFriesse, alt.sysadmin.recovery,
16 January, 1997
The art of flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss. --
"Television - a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor
well-done." -- Ernie Kovacs
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second
marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Life is a shit sandwich & everyday you take another bite.
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