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"There was an advert in the local paper last week placed by a local
 software firm.  They were looking for a sysadmin.  Requirements
 included "3 years experience" with windows '95."
                        -- Peter deFriesse, alt.sysadmin.recovery,
                                16 January, 1997


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The art of flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss. --
       Douglas Adams


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"Television - a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor
       well-done." -- Ernie Kovacs


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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second
       marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.


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Life is a shit sandwich & everyday you take another bite.


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