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"My computer screen says 'Press any key to continue'. Can I borrow your keys?
 Mine are locked in my Yugo..."
                        -- Some Guy (from Dilbert)


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"Our chief weapons are 'who', 'ps -aux', 'kill -9', and a fanatical devotion
 to 'fastboot'"
                        -- Sun User Group


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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell
       him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another
       cute thing to tell him is "probably because of something you did."


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When the age of the Vikings came to a close, they must have sensed
       it. Probably, they gathered together one evening, slapped each
       other on the back and said, "Hey, good job."


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"Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable
 to a fine of one pound.  Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed
 a cat."
                        -- Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London


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