Today's quotes [3.3.11]
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"Next to is good. Near is good. Just not _on_... _don't_ generalise that
"Boy, I can see that on my tombstone: 'He could manage UNIX systems and do
70's porno soundtracks.' That's depressing to think about."
"Eddie Moto, Hunchback of Midvale Community College. In charge of dismissal
-- The Far Side
"If at first you don't succeed, redefine success."
-- from the sig of Malcom Herbert
"Our strategic alliance is working well. Our company provides amazing
technical skill and your company has a seemingly endless supply of
"Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated."
"Is it true that if your name is written in a binder you lose your soul?"
-- Some Guy, Dilbert, Some Other Guy
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