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"The meek will inherit the earth
- but not the mineral rights." 

- J. Paul Getty 

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"Might does not make right.
But it sure makes what is." 

- Edward Abbey 

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"... hush my darling, be still my darling, the lion's on the phone..."
                        -- to the tune of "The lion sleeps tonight",
                                They Might Be Giants, "The Guitar"


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"Jesus sucks knowledge of "bad stuff" out of your mind. Interesting, I'll
 have to remember that.:-)"
"Jesus is the Liposuction of the Soul.  He died to take away man's cellulite."
                        -- Lt. Wilkes, Tzimon Yliaster


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I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous
       and give the wrong answers.


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