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Charles Schultz: 
     "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already
tomorrow in Australia."

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Arnold Bennett: 
     "The best cure for worry, depression, melancholy, brooding, is to
go deliberately forth and try to lift with one's sympathy the gloom of
somebody else."

2. 




"The knowledge that one is to be hanged in the moring sharpens one's
mind considerably"

3. 




Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.

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Love thy neighbor, yet don't pull down your hedge.
        
                    --Ben Franklin

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