Today's quotes [3.27.11]
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"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already
tomorrow in Australia."
"The best cure for worry, depression, melancholy, brooding, is to
go deliberately forth and try to lift with one's sympathy the gloom of
"The knowledge that one is to be hanged in the moring sharpens one's
Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
Love thy neighbor, yet don't pull down your hedge.
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