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"It's Benno with a black coat, dark hair and a hairy bit."
"No, this is a hairy bit."
"What about this hairy bit?"
"No, this is a stiff hairy bit."
                        -- Karen (talking about my facial hair),
                           Andrew (talking about Karen's hair),
                           me (being rude),
                           Karen (not thinking about what she's saying)


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"I don't care where you take me, just take me..."
                        -- Angela (yet again)


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"O mysterious, wondrous and downright amazing Oracle:
 How come we never see baby pigeons?"
"You do, but you only see them before they go into their cocoons and grow
 wings. Baby pigeons are usually called 'squirrels'."
                        -- Generic Supplicant, The Internet Oracle


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"We're the best Internet provider in Adelaide... [rest of pitch removed]"
"Well we're _also_ the best Internet provider in Adelaide..."
                        -- Bruce Lim (Camtech), Simon Hackett (Internode)


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I knew a tattoo artist whose wife left him because he had designs on other women. 

     -Joey Adams 

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