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"It smells like a technicolour yawn..."
"Tastes like it too."
                        -- Andrew, and then me, after I sculled it


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"No, the best way to prepare is to write programs, and to study great
 programs that other people have written.  In my case, I went to the garbage
 cans at the Computer Science Center and I fished out listings of their
 operating system."
                        -- Bill Gates


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"I almost stepped on your dog last night."
"Where was it?"
"Under my foot."
                        -- Angela Randall, Rachael, Angela


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"In the beginning the world was without form, and void. And God said
 'Let there be light'. And God separated the light from the dark.
 And did two loads of laundry."
                        -- Kevin Krisciunas, in rec.humor.funny


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"You don't change the way people think by changing what they say. You
 change the way people think with HEADLESS CHARRED BODIES FLYING THROUGH
 THE AIR. BLOOD! FLAMES! HELLFIRE AND DAMNATION!"
                        -- Alastair J. R. Young


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