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"So does anyone use goto in Ada?"
                        -- Dan Glastonbury


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"... this bit here says 'I don't think we're in UNIX anymore Toto'..."
                        -- me


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"MSDOS has to be one of the suckiest OSes ever."
"Umm... a small technical point. Messy-Dross is _not_ a true operating
 system. It's a program loader with a hardon and delusions of grandeur."
                        -- Gary Barnes, Valdis Kletnieks
                                from alt.sysadmin.recovery


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"Internode Professional Access: A Great Route, Every Time"
                        -- Simon Hackett


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Some congressmen are so upset about how much the
government pays farmers not to grow wheat, that
they want more money not to accept bribes. 

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