Today's quotes [3.21.11]
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There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back you
can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.
Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper.
I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.
I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control.
I invented the cordless extension cord.
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