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"The pom utility displays the current phase of the moon.  Useful for
 selecting software completion target dates and predicting managerial
 behavior."
                        -- man 6 pom


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"The artists formerly known as Itch-e & Scratch-e now wish to be known as
 Boo Boo & Mace. And Johnny Rotten is John Lydon, Ziggy Stardust is David
 Bowie these days, Adam Ant is no-one in particular and Gary Glitter is of
 no further importance. Life goes on."
                        -- dB magazine


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"The thing that gets me is that one of the arguments that landed
 Robert Morris, author of ``the internet worm'' in jail was all
 the sysadmins' time his prank cost. Yet the author of sendmail
 is still walking around free without even a U (for Unixery)
 branded on his forehead."
                        -- Nicolas.Pioch@enst.fr


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"Look, buddy:  Windows 3.1 IS A General Protection Fault."
                        -- The BOFH excuse server


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"Do not disrupt my carefully controlled pattern of hype or YOU WILL BE PUT IN
 A BOX WITH BILL GATES AND SHAKEN."
                        -- James "Kibo" Parry


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