Today's quotes [3.19.11]
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Picard: "Return that moon to its orbit."
Q: "I have no powers! Q, the ordinary!"
Picard: "Q, the liar! Q, the misanthrope!"
Q: "Q, the miserable, Q, the desperate! What must I do to
convince you people?"
Q: "Oh, very clever, Worf. Eat any good books lately?"
-- Star Trek: The Next Generation, "Deja Q"
"In a way we're a kind of Peace Corps."
-- Major A. Lincoln German, Training Director of the
Green Beret Special Warfare School, Ft. Bragg, N. C.
"Satan is my sad... pathetic... knob."
-- Alasdair McLellan
The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:
> O! Are a sea ell ee?
And in response, thus spake the Oracle:
} Aye, de eye owe tea.
-- Oracularities Digest #782, rec.humor.oracle
"Every cloud has a silver up the creek without a paddle horse."
-- A bunch of people, via Jason B. Standing, Esq.
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