Today's quotes [3.18.11]
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"If your mind changes itself fast enough, the result is vertigo."
- Jim Harrison
And it was a very good book of Rasputin's involvement in that,
which shows how people that are really very weird can get into
sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.
- Dan Quayle on Nicholas, and Alexandra
When we are planning for posterity, we ought to
remember that virtue is not hereditary.
- Thomas Paine
The only thing you can do easily is be wrong,
and that's hardly worth the effort.
- The Phantom Tollbooth, by Norton Juster
Life is too short for grief. Or regret. Or bullshit.
- Edward Abbey
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