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I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the
shape of an Ouija board.  You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the
table would move across the floor to it.


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"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt"

                                  --Mark Twain

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"Alcohol will be free, and a basic birthright of a human
being in a socialist system. The individual didn't ask for
sobriety, so why should the individual be billed to
inebriate himself?" --- Al Koholik

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Beer is good food. 

    - John Goodman 

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Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room. 

    - Winston Churchill

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