Today's quotes [3.16.11]
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Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
"God made the idiot for practice, then He made the school board." -
Samuel L. Clemens
The reason many people fail to recognize opportunity is because it comes
disguised as Hard Work. Cleverness carries the day, but Wisdom endures.
"The calm confidence of a Christian with four aces."
I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, "What for?"
I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar."
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