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I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into
another dimension.


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May those who love us, love us.  And those who don't love us, may God turn
their hearts.  And if he does not turn their hearts, may he turn their
ankles so we can see them coming.

2. 




Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which
no remedy exists, unless laughter could be
said to remedy anything.

                                  --Kurt Vonnegut

3. 




"Give me five lines by the best of men,
and I will find something in it to hang him."

                                   -- An anonimous prosecutor

4. 




"Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all."  -- JFK

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