Today's quotes [3.11.11]
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What we lawyers want to do is substitute courts
for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs,
warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles.
-- Charles Sylvanus Rhyne
"Applaud friends, the comedy is over."
-Ludwig van Beethoven's last words
"I can resist all things but I can't resist temptation"
--Norman Danyael Teh
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a support Group
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
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